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Planet of the Apes I did not need CC as

Planet of the Apes I did not need CC as:

“Planet of the Apes, I did not need CC as I was watching the apes.” – James D. Wilson

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Whatever you can do or dream you can begin it

“Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The banker also knows that whatever rates it can get

“The banker also knows that whatever rates it can get if needed for anything it needs to times 3 the rates for the money loaned out.” – James D. Wilson

The more we value things outside our control

“The more we value things outside our control, the less control we have.” – Marcus Aurelius

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to ones

“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.” – Anais Nin

I have often wondered how it is that every man

“I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinions of himself than on the opinions of others.” – Marcus Aurelius

I believe in servant leadership

“I believe in servant leadership, and the servant always asks, ‘Where am I needed most?’.” – Mike Pence

If it is not right do not do it

“If it is not right do not do it; If it is not true do not say it.” – Marcus Aurelius

People always say that you can't please everybody

“People always say that you can’t please everybody. I think that’s a cop-out. Why not attempt it? Cause think of all the people you will please if you try.” – Kanye West

Im a Christian a conservative and a Republican

“I’m a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order.” – Mike Pence

Travel like a pro not like a hobo

“Travel like a pro, not like a hobo. That’s my motto.” – Greg Gutfeld

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My tombstone Im thinking something along the lines of

My tombstone Im thinking something along the lines of:

“My tombstone? I’m thinking something along the lines of, ‘Gees, he was just here a minute ago.” – George Carlin

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I think practice what you preach is

“I think practice what you preach is a half-baked cop out as you need to do more than practice as only when you do will you have the right to preach it.” – James D. Wilson

Peace through strength works but the flip side

“Peace through strength works; but the flip side is war invited by weakness.” – Pete Hegseth

Friends are for life others are just acquaintances

“Friends are for life; others are just acquaintances.” – Everybody Rides

Want to achieve success Stop searching for it

“Want to achieve success, Stop searching for it Instead keep walking and when your time comes it will come and find you.” – James D. Wilson

Teaching is an instinctual art mindful of potential

“Teaching is an instinctual art, mindful of potential, craving of realizations, a pausing, seamless process.” – A. Bartlett Giamatti

The important thing is not so much that every child

“The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught as that every child should be given the wish to learn.” – John Lubbock

Memorial Day isnt just about honoring veterans

“Memorial Day isn’t just about honoring veterans, its honoring those who lost their lives. Veterans had the fortune of coming home. For us, that’s a reminder of when we come home, we still have a responsibility to serve. It’s a continuation of service that honors our country and those who fell defending it.” – Pete Hegseth

Political correctness is a poison to our security

“Political correctness is a poison to our security and defenses. It imposes a willful blindness, both at the macro level when unwilling to engage with radical Islamism or whatever you want to call it – if you’re not willing to call it what it is – and at the micro level, at the street level.” – Pete Hegseth

Youre subject to sorrow fear jealousy anger

“You’re subject to sorrow, fear, jealousy, anger and inconsistency. That’s the real reason you should admit that you are not wise.” – Marcus Aurelius

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